Monday, November 29, 2004

AHHH MY HEAD'S KILLING ME.
Is this what they call a hangover?
HNNNN.
Ok i was drinking with family members last night.
Dad brought home some crabs and he called relatives over to, err, chill?
Was drinking vodka. The 40% alcohol one. Undiluted.
I think i went mad yesterday. I drank it like straight from the bottle.
Jesus it's so frigging bitter. Hnnn. The alcohol shoots right through your system man.
I think it's called Absolut Vanilla. Or smth like that. Smells divine, that.
Dad and the adults opened XO. OMG. Madness. XO smells so strong you know.
Tried a bit of the Chocolate Liquer. Sounds tempting, enticing?
Well i thought wrong. It's gross. Tastes like fermented chocolate. Ughh.
Ok anyway, crabs were great. Alcohol is great. Hangovers are not great.
Unnnn. Feel like vomiting.


Later in the afternoon i was cleaning my cupboard.
And i came across the condom Heidi gave me last year. (....)
I still don't know what to do with it, so i gave it to Mom.
She seemed kinda, flustered. (Mental giggle.)
Anyway, she didn't take it so i took it back.
It's still in my cupboard. Hnn. End of condom adventure.



Burn._Usher

Sunday, November 28, 2004

PARTNER>

Fate's against us hur? Hnnn. Blame it all on fate.
BAH. LOL THEN WATCH WHAT? Like no more nice movies now already. Hnnn.
More like you and Lings flirt hur? HAHA.
I'm pure and i'm going to take over Siew Choo after she retire. XD
What. I'm just expressing my feelings.
Can't help it if i'm such a high-strung person hur. NINNY.
And where did i scold you? Lol! Jaa ne is BYE. :P
HNNN.

------------------

Just came back from Ling's house after tuition.
Laughed like mad, like always. Nothing new.
She's such a funny bimbo. O my.
Hahahahhaa.
Watched MTV. Dissed HIlary Duff and her flabbyness and her supposed dating of Good Charlotte's lead singer. (NOOOOO~!)
Watched more MTV, and,

Amusing things we noticed

1.Blue's Lee still has that constipated face when he sings soprano-ish parts.
2.The video Shadow is damn funny. Ashlee is damn drama there, all the flinging and moving and screwed-up faces.
3.Utt does retarded actions. Like hand niggles.
4.EMINEM'S 'JUST LOSE IT' IS MADNESS. (The nose the nose!)
5.I cant remember. :P

Watched Shrek 2 again. The extras are so damn cute! They spoofed AI!
Far Far Away Idol?! I was chortling away please.
We both love Jesse McCartney. OMG!
HE'S SO SEXY! Hahhaa. Pretty boysss~ (My favourite.:D)
Nyahaha.

MOM BROUGHT FOR ME CHRISTINA's FIRST ALBUM.
Yesyesyesyesyeseyesyes. Dances~

Saturday, November 27, 2004

PARTNER>
Twitches. It's ninner. Not ninny. Ninny sounds irritating. Haha.
Ok whatever.
Hmm. Next Tuesday can? Err, wanna go watch Shutter? XDXD
SMS ME YOU NINNER. This blog communication is sure indeed amusing but we don't need the world knowing what we discuss in our free time hur? It kind of offsets the impression.
And yes, you know what i'm talking about and I believe it is far from crap. :))
Lalalalalala.




OnlyONe._Yellowcard

Friday, November 26, 2004

Now it's 3am. HAHA.
I just came back from Auntie's hse.
Lol i hate kids. Twitches. They make veins pop up on my head.
And those weeners were screaming at the playground at midnight (stupid kids.), and this pissed-off lady came down to scold.
O well. It is their fault.

Watched Shark Tale at PS. Mahhaha. With Mom and another auntie.
Err. It was quite funny. But overall not really impressionable. Lenny's damn cute though. XD
Lol Incredibles was nicer. There is Dustbin lookalikes. XD
Bought a million earrings. MAHAHAHA.
Lol. But that's all. Mom was being bitchy and refused to go clothes-shopping as her legs hurt. Rar.

Hnn. It's late.
Sore jaa~


MeantToLive._Switchfoot

Thursday, November 25, 2004

MAHAHAHAHA. I watched The Incredibles today.
So funny. So cute. XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
LOL DUSTBIN LOOKALIKES ONCE AGAIN APPEARS IN A SHOW.
Ducks pitchforks.

ATE PASTAMANIA. I LIKE CLAMS NOW. Lol no mussel shitte today. Nyahaha. XD
Was eating this pudding chocolate. Heartheart. Puddings! My not-exactly-patented symbol. Nyahahaha. Puddingspuddingspuddings~
Hnn. Sorry. Hormones. Time of the month you see. I swear i have pregnant urges sometimes.
Wenta Comic shop after the movie.
It's kinda boring there now. No new stuff. The yaoi shelves look the same to me. Blah.
HOMEEE.
Got burger and fries for dinner. Mom was complaining that my delicacy intake is too grand for my age. What. Spaghetti and burger considered grand? If so abalone is considered what? Madness.

TO PARTNER>
WHAT?! I asked you before you ninner. You blatantly refused my offers. Is training more important for your bestest best friend? ( ok that was not original. :P) HAHA. Ya i know it is. (mock tears) :P But it's ok, i understand. :D Why can't you call me instead? Bah. Haha. Ok la. Call you tmr or smth. :P! God we piss each other off so frequently. HAHA. By the way, you seem awfully happier nowadays. I shall leave you to ponder that in solitude. Smirks.

I'm watching SharkTale tomorrow~
+Does a jiggly dance
And then, SHOPPING. Therapy! XDXDXDXD
Bahh. Nutzo hormones again.
Well, this is a spectacularly lenghty and rambly entry ain't it?
Well, bye.


NothingHurtsLikeLove._DanielBedingfield
I like this. :D Angst!

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

I'm still rotting at home.
Roars.
I want to watch Naruto. Screeches like a harpy!
I cant wait to see that anticipated battle between Naruto and Sasuke.
Sasuke that bloody bastard. Muaha. I still want those 300bucks Sharingan lenses. Mooo.
And it's confirmed, I'm going out tmr.
FINALLY.
I feel alive.
Bah. Whatever.



Underappreciated._ChristinaAguilera

IM BORED LIKE HELL AT HOME.
(Rolls around)
Haven't really gone out, like on a real outing since holidays started.
Ahh i got no social life.
-Moannss
I think im going out tmr. Err, i think. :
Blasting Ashlee Simpson's CD now. It's totally kick arse. :D



Giving it all away._AshleeSimpson
She rocks. :))

Monday, November 22, 2004

NYAHAHAHHAAA.
People, especially Naruto fans, go read
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi on fanfiction.net.
IT'S DAMN FUNNY AYE?
Spit out milo at the screen so many dozens of times,
i'm surprised why the compy has not blown up on me yet.
It's not yaoi/shounen-ai, although there are some perverted snippets. It's more humorous then perverse actually. MUCH MORE. SO SAFE FOR ALL THE HOMOPHOBES OUT THERE. (bites said homophobes)
Gasp. Thee is actually reading straight stuff! >_>
Ah, change in tastes occasionally is good for health. :P
(continues biting forementioned homophobes)



MissIndependant._KellyClarkson

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Helloo.
Now some people just don't know the meaning of,
I'm a atheist.

1. One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods.
2. A godless person.

I wonder if this is sufficient to deter your advances.
I'm sorry i don't want to be saved, or whatever you address that.
Heck why am I even apologizing?
This is a free world ain't it?
Ah, whatever , just go away.


Hnn. I did Loci and Construction for Math tuition today. I hate compasses. Because i cant draw circles properly. And the topic is so time-consuming. Like map-reading. Roars.
My fish are retarded. They like to swim upside-down. Like what? They are perfectly healthy, and they ain't mating.(at the moment)
Nutzos. The world is full of mysteries. Cool.


Action._Blink182

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Today is terribly boring. Ahh.
Calligraphy. Eyecandy came today. GOOD. At least i wouldn't spend half the time plotting up sadistic deaths for the jerk. I'm psychotic yes. Anyway, i bet he has no willy. Cackles. Annoyances, annoyances.

Ate some supposedly famous duck rice for dinner.
It's not nice at all! :P They smothered my white rice with so much gravy i died of the saltiness.
Sister pissed me off majorly.( that vexatious ninner!) Was plotting her painful deaths in my head. I'm getting more and more somewhat unbalanced in the head.

Wonder if it is the excess angst?

O well. Don't care. Angst is a life-support. Without it i'll prolly become more irrational.

Sister is using her abhorrent fake saccharine vocals to whisper amorous thangs to me.

Blanches.
._.!
That is absolutely revolting. My goosepimples!
And people wonder why i display symptoms of schizophrenia. :P
Stares at entry. I've been ranting again. Owell. Therapy perhaps? Ha.ha.
Good night.


BoulevardOfBrokenDreams._GreenDay

Friday, November 19, 2004

WTH! Olinda's out!
I'm.so.freaking.pissed.
Another talent gone because of the bloody fans. (what's so attractive about him hur?)
Me don't like Sylvester.
Roars.


Finished watching all available Naruto episodes.
Gaara is delightfully insane and he's scarier then hell.
._. His monster form damn ugly eh. ._.
Aye he's got such a bad past. So tormented. :(
Episode 80 almost made dissolve in tears (again!).
Sadsadsad!
Itachi's finally out. Omg. So sexy, that psycho bastard. I loveee his red eyes.
There's this site that custom makes contact lenses according to movie characters, and they got Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan lenses. :D
Nice and i want it! It's 300 buckaroos. :(
Excluding shipping. :((

Thursday, November 18, 2004

SG Idol, Olinda is the bestest.
Her 3 performances were so good tonight.
Taufik too. For the 1st time in many weeks i enjoyed his performance.
Sylvester, -_-.
His first song pissed me off aye. The original version is veryveryvery nice and he spoiled the whole thang. Yukks. There was no soul in it at alll. Vomits. His other performances ain't that good anyway.
HE BETTER NOT WIN SG IDOL? Yikes.

TODAY


Hellooo. Stupid cousin is at my house wanting to watch Naruto.
She's a freaking anarchist. Mad woman, started ranting about, quote:Governments are bloody unneeded, we all should have the freedom of choice to do whatever we wish.

What? That is a terribly flawed theory please. Stupid one-sided view. :P Damn she whacked me.

YESTERDAY

Wenta school for dental with Heidi. She's sick! :\ Pooor thang.
The primary school having some funfair? Wah damn noisy, all the kids around running around and shouting.
The dentist tortured my teeth. Dunno what she doing eh, haha, but it felt strange. Uncomfortable spasming feeling, like when you eat too many pineapples. Stupid Di was laughing at me. Laughed back at her later on. Murhahaha. The dentist's quite funny aye. Kept joking with her.

After that went to Meridien Hotel with Joee. She wanted to cut hair. But the shop not open ayes. So off to PS. Wandered around, decided not to watch movie. She cut her hair at some hairdresser, and we went to eat Pastamania.
LOL the mussel shit. You know, the black stuff in shellfish? Was digging it out.
Joee was like .........
Went to Times. Read mags. Jesse McCartney is frigging hell cute la. There was this pic of him where he was so sexy looking. Joee&me nosebleeded. :D So prettttyyy!
He likes Math. He should teach our class Math ah. :D:D:D:D LOLS.
Homeee.

Naruto marathon. The Lee and Gaara fight was very nice indeed. Damn sad though. Gaara is scary please. He's like insane. ._. Love them both. :D

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Warbles. I just finished meditating. : D
Strange thought popped into my head -> Are there any homophobic homosexuals out there?

That's interesting. Such a contradiction hn?
Dad was freaking annoying just now.
Made sucha big fuss when I told him i was staying over at Heidi's house.
Whatever.
Irritated.
I finished Chem homework. This rocks man. Never before have i done homework so early before. : D


Karma._AliciaKeys

Monday, November 15, 2004

I was watching X (the series) again, which my cousin lent me,
and it was so sadddddd.
Moans. Almost cried. (again!)
Why did Seishirou and Kamui have to die? Roars!
O yes, a warning:
NEVER WATCH X THE MOVIE.
It was horrid. I wasted nearly 2hrs of my life watching that crap.
Total rip-off please.





DropItLikeIt'sHot._SnoopDogfeatPharrell

Sunday, November 14, 2004

I learnt a new word today. :)

Exsanguination
- to be drained of blood.

O I AND FORGOT TO SAY,
JAMINE WAS EATING FRIED MEALWORMS WITH FELICIA.


O.O Err, EEKS? How can you eat the poor worms?!
I'm going to sit in the corner and think this over.
Goodbye.

Guess what, I went to church.
Hypocritical yes, i know. Shut up.
Well, Lings coerced me and there was a motive. Not what you thinking anyway. Die fools!
Woke up at 7+ and rushed to S11 by 815. Mumbles. Ate breakfast (beehoon was nicee) with Lings and Leti.
Waited 32094293284 years for Sara to come. Roars. Haha. Cabbed down to Indoor Stadium, and we had to find new seats 'cause the UshersFromHell coerced our reserved seats to be given to others. Roars.
The service was boring and over-enthusiastic. I was quite irritated and bored. The last part they kept repeating the frigging same song 50000 times. Ah, church is just not for me. Aye sorry Lings&Let, Christianity is just smth that I don't think i'll ever accept.
Arghs. I feel guilty.
After the service was FINALLY over, went out to meet some cell group people. Yeeee they're nice like cotton candys. Lol, whatever Simin.
Wanted to ride the carnivale rides, but the queue was so long. Roars. Got a good laugh at the people riding though. Funny expressions. Nyahahaha.
So, the six of us (Sara,Leti,Lings,Felicia&Jamine) decided to leave and go somewhere else. Aye i made a new friend! Glomps Jamine. :D
Played the black magic game with the peoples and i was so amused. NYAHAHA.
The bus came after 943285 hours, and it was so freaking packed. I felt like sardines.
Got off at Shaw Towers, Leti's mom's shop.
Sara,Jamine& me got some coffee at Starbucks while the rest went over to the shop.
Love Starbucks. Chatted loads there, about everything. :D
Realised us three have the same view on Christianity. YAY. Finally people who can connect to my emotes. Dumb blondes, homosexuality too. I'M HAPPY.
Joined the rest later and we went to, err, Marina Square. Or izzit Suntec?
Ok anyway, we were like aimlessly walking and shitte. So cute.
Wanted to go Esplanade but chickened out coz' our legs felt like lead.
So went home instead. Talked to Jamine on the bus on the journey. Hee, meet up for coffee another time aye? :D

I feel dead. HEIDI'S BACK FROM HONGKONG. MISSED YA LOTS FELLOW WOMAN!
:D:D:D Glomps!
She's got the whole set of Naruto. God! Yay!
Staying over her house tmr i think. Naruto rocks thee life.
Nananaanannanaaa.



Angels._JessicaSimpson
Gross rendition. Pukes.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

"When captured birds grow wiser,
they try to open the cage with their beaks.
They don't give up,
cause......
they want to fly againn."



Naruto said that to Neji.( WEE. NARUTO ROXORS!) Err, i think. :D
Yes. It holds so much meaning and truth.
DON'T YA THINK SO?
So,develop a brain, open the restraining cages and fly awayyyy.
FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM~ (plays cheesy Superman tune in the background)


Sisters infected me with their degenerate brain virus.
Bring me an antidote! I refuse to live like this! :P


JustLoseIt._Eminem
CRACKS ME UP, THIS SONG.

Smug-ass superior smirk.
Thee again triumphs.
Kiss my ass, mom.






MySacrifice._Creed<

Mom's pissing the life outta me.
Stupid prick.
Roars. Annoyances.

I wanna try sauerkraut.
Its supposed to be cabbage fermented in it's own juice or something. >_>
Heard that it tastes great on hotdogs.
Calligraphy later on. Sighs.




BreatheOnMe._BritneySpears

Friday, November 12, 2004

All That is an insanely hilarious show.
You know those, so crazy that you wonder if they are really doing what they are on the TV, but so freaking funny that you are morosely fascinated?
Hah, pure madness.



Ok, I got my daily dosage of angst.
( which made me wail in anguish mentally, it was so saddddddd.)
So, I'm happy now.
Nyahaha.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

White Chicks gotta be the funniest shits i've ever seen in my life.
Laughing so hard just now. Total retardation.

MAHAHAHAHAHA.






LoseMyBreath_.Destiny'sChild
Damn sexy.

Rapists should just all go and die.
What, fucking yourself not satisfactory enough?
That's no excuse to go fuck nonconsensually for your unsatiated needs.
Castration is only justifiable.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Nobody's Home is so angsty.
:D My favourite type of thang.
Angstangstangstangstangst.
Also,

Avril voice doesn't sound forced for once. :))

Reflecting back on the hols, all i can conjure up is
eat.internet.tv.sleep
This routine everyday, except for the exceptional days i was out. (very few)
If this continues, I'm going explode horizontally.
Jeezus. I need some motivation.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Nyahahhaa. Finished reading all available chapters of Naruto.
I must be mad to not like it in the past. XD
The characters and plot are all well-developed. : D
And now, i have to wait for the anime.
Soo and Heidi, faster come back from HongKong!!
Bleh this madness.
Haven't experianced this hell-bent infatuation with anime/manga for a long time.

On the other hand, i'm bored like hell at home. Roars.

Monday, November 08, 2004

Damn I'm such a emotional wreck over manga. The last time i cried over anime was during Nuriko's death, 23897428347 years ago. Naruto is just that good. Drama, fighting, MELANCHOLY, humour; everything you have in a good manga. Well except the art. It must be the girl germs making me cry! :P
I can envision Hilary rolling her big birdy eyes at me. Go awayy, you doof.

Ok Sasuke nearly killed Naruto. He betrayed the village. I'm pissed like hell.
Roars. But well, i don't abhor him that much now.
Now that they've explained his past.
Overshadowed by his brother, then the trauma of being the only survivor of your clan. What's worse the murderer is his brother. No wonder he's so insane on revenge and power. BUT STILL?
Twitches. Uchihas, all bonkers in the head. But Itachi is sexy like hell though. :p
Aye, but i'm sure Naruto will bring him back. Somehow. That's how it goes hur? In all stories. It follows a definate system.
O and i don't like Gaara. I love him. Gaara rocks please!
So does Rock Lee. Don't you find those thick brows alluring? :P So amusing he is.
Orochimaru should just eat shit. Ugly,snakey,UGLY,insane,disgusting,UGLY bastard.
And the guy who uses bones (his own) as his weapon, he scarred me for life eternally when he pulled out his spinal cord and used it as a sword.

Ahhh. Terribly tired now. So, good night. I shall rant tomorrow.

Sunday, November 07, 2004

I swear Hilary writes the most amusing things ever.
Lol. Her blog entries make me laugh. HAHA.

I'm stuck at home and i'm bored like hell.
Got tuition later. Roars.

Saturday, November 06, 2004

Reading Naruto scanlations now.
God. Have to stop the tears from falling please.
So fucking poignant. The friendship they fought so hard to achieve is about to be destroyed, torn apart, killed off.
Damn you Sasuke. You wanted to kill your closest,bestest friend to gain power?
What good is Orochimaru? Stupid snakey bastard with an extendable neck. Yukks.
Aye. The outcome's not clear yet. Bloody cliffhangers.
Hnn. I'm going to hate Sasuke for sometime until he gets some sense knocked back into his ruddy head.
Call me childish, but this is too extreme.
Sulks in a corner.

Friday, November 05, 2004

I was bored.



Haku


Which Naruto character do you fight like?(pics)
brought to you by Quizilla

Look like girl right? Yes i rigged it to get Haku. Nehnehpoopoo. : P


You Are Shikamaru.



Which Naruto Student Are You?


I like him. He's smart and I mean smart.


Awsome! You are Sasuke!!


Naruto Quiz
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Yes that's Sasuke. Roars, manga Sasuke is so ugly. And i didn't rig it either. Stares at the description. Many do not match hn. I swear i didn't rig it. :P

Extra Chem lesson in school.
Wenta HLM to get breakfast, then offta Heidi's hse to watch Naruto.
Me and Weewee.
Yes. Weewee watched abt 3 episodes and left, coz' her parents want her home.
Di and me accompanied her to the busstop, then went to eat.
Cui Yuan Restaurant. Nice food, nice price. :P
Watched more Naruto.
It's so funny. God. That Uzumaki Naruto. What kind of dobe is he man?! Sasuke is the coolestest of the pretty boys. XD
It was damn sad also..the Haku Arc...
Was tearing like hell. Damn, Haku is so poor thing. My heart cried for him please. Although i don't really believe he's a guy. Too pretty.
Haix. Perhaps the phrase to describe him is "tainted innocence".
And when Haku supposedly 'killed' Sasuke, whoa, Di and I went nuts.
You know, the rabid fangirlness. It didn't help he sacrificed himself it for Naruto.
God. Those hints! XD
Ok anyway, when Haku died for Zabuza, i was trying so hard to hold everything back.
JUST TOO SAD LA?
To cut things short, Zabuza finally died next to Haku.
The blatant gayness. There was no effort to disguise it . I like. But Naruto's like for the general audience. You know, lil' kids and stuff? :|
Ok. End of Haku Arc.
Blah. The next episode was so funny. I started crying in laughter.
Sakura's one scary girl.
I like Gaara. I like his entrance. Cool. XD
Zero points to his stupid brother. What's up with the wayang makeup and bullying of little kids?
MAHAHAA. I WANNA WATCH MORE. SOO WHERE ARE YOU???!!!

Ok whatever. I sound like a bitch in heat.
Enough rantings.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

I slept for 17hrs straight.
Since 5pm yesterday, till 9+ in the morn.
LOL. There wasn't even any strenous activity yesterday.
Just Newater. Boring. Estrogen Endocrine something is quite interesting.
How does it enter the water?
O AND BTW, i watched 7 eepisodes of Naruto ytd.
Before Newater. With Weewee and Heidi.
Damn. Loved it so much. So sad and funny.
Can't wait to watch more.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

LALALALALALALALALA.

I see what you don't.

LALALALALALALALALA.

I think Heidi possessed me.

'Mosh' is an interesting song.

LALALALALALALALALA.

I think i should shut up about Heidi. Later i get voodooed.

ROARS.

I reek of fish.
Haha. Went to school for extra Math lesson.
Went to Wee's hse for a while to slack, while waiting for Heidi to finish Amath.
Took a bus backta sch. Sneaked in when the security guard was not ard.
Went looking for Heidi. Haha. She met us at the busstop anyway. Lol.
Ate Yoshi. Saw Eva. God. I said smth and she really appeared. Heidi was so spooked.
Ok. I'm officially scared of Eva now. She's so possessive over Heidi. And Heidi is very disturbed. So am I. And so is Weewee. Yes.
Coughs. Seriously, i think the two need to talk. -_-
Off to Pet Villa to get CIP hours. Went to this pet shop before that.
There were piranhas. Lizzie wanted them. Hahaha. The dog is cute.

Pet Villa. It rained like shitte while we were walking there. Yes. And i have no idea why we were squealing like some bimbos. Damn amusing.
Fed the cats there. CATS! I LIKE. So cute.
Fed dry food then wet food. Had fun preparing the wet food.
Screams at Heidi & Weewee. They kept flicking food at me.
Ok. Feeding cats is fun. Cats are cute. Cats are touchy. Cats are affectionate.
Anyway, there was this cage at the end with 55 cats. Yes. That's alot.
While feeding, some ran out. So we had to catch them back.
Was such a ninny pls. Cause they had their claws out. :P Go awayyy.
Heidi managed to catch them all back. Impressive.
Helped to wash all the bowls and stuff.
And i reek of fish. Eeew.

Offta Tampines Mall to eat. Crapped all the way there.
Weewee is undoubtedly one of the funniest and crappiest people i've met. So is Heidi.
I realise i'm surrounded by nonsensically funny people. Goood. I like.
Ate MosBurger. Talked about people we like, Heidi got all hormonal and stuff about her RETARD.
>_> Talked about our primary school CCAs. Bahs. Funny!
Now i think back i feel seriously moronic. Haha. The good old times.
Walked around. Sat down at Times to read.
Heidi's mum fetched us home. Maha.

I don't want to go for Newater tmr.
I WANNA WATCH NARUTO. ROARS.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Guess what? I was watching Animal planet just now,
and they were showing this documentary on Luna Moths,
and it was pretty interesting.
Apparently the female moths give off some sort of hormones to the males.
And then, they mentioned pheromone wipes.
Blanched. Paled. Retched.
The guy up there must be punishing me in glee for blaspheming his saints and holies yesterday.
Gods. Ya think the reaction's too big?
It's definately not everyday you find out your parents have a rather active bedroom life huh?
And if there's one thing kids can't swallow, it's the fact that their parents are still
shagging.



MoveYaBody_,NinaSky

I cut myself. On the thigh.
No it ain't self-inflicted. I ain't got any masochistic tendencies you shithead.
It all happened when i was trying to chop frozen chicken.
O i don't what stupidity possessed me to slash frozen chicken, but it never occured to me it would help if the chicken is actually thawed first.
So, the knife-edge hit the rockhard chicken, bounced off due to my slack grip,
and down it went. Leaving a bloody souvenir on it's descend. Pun intended.
Rawr. Now i have a bloody gash on my thigh.
Bled like a head wound. Hurts like a bitch too.
Rawr. Stupidity always leads to something.

O and i found pheromone wipes in my mum's drawer.
WHERE DID SHE GET THEM FROM?
Those unfamiliar with the term, PHEROMONES are something like human sexual hormones or the some chemical signal that sets them off.
In short, some sort of aphrodisiac or shitte like that.
I died. I believe you know what am I associating it with. Yes.
The mental picture is too traumatizing. Leg pain is gone from the shock.
Excuse me while i space out for some time.